Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Down.
I
rest
on
a
soft
pillow-like
depression.
Embraced by clouds
of vehement self loathing.
Drifting into the tidal ebb of
my un-ending thoughts.
Take me now sleep.
So that I may
wake up
with
a
Brighter
Outlook. And
renewed strength.
Yo.
ROCK Lee/Broccoli
(Source: telegraph.co.uk)
The Michelin man, in one of his earliest, most stomach-churningly creepy manifestations, not the inflated-maggot deshelled Ninja Turtle of the present day, but that weird, jaded, cigar-smoking elder creature suggested a mummy with elephantiasis.
William Gibson, Pattern Recognition
’s got rollerskates imagine it careening into a wall
instead, imagine him going down a flight of very. very, steep stairs and then hitting a wall.
(Source: demonshuriken)
Screen cleaners, a gift for you.
(Source: elitropia)
He never saw a doctor, cuz he doesn’t give a shit. Here’s my thing though. If he stood next to a football in the nude, which one do you think I would kick?
(Source: thedailywhat)
The Michelin man, in one of his earliest, most stomach-churningly creepy manifestations, not the inflated-maggot deshelled Ninja Turtle of the present day, but that weird, jaded, cigar-smoking elder creature suggested a mummy with elephantiasis.
William Gibson, Pattern Recognition
Surprise, BITCH! Didn’t know I had a skeleton in me, did ya!?
(Source: snowce)
The only requirements for spontaneous human combustion are:
1) Be alone
2) Be seated in a recliner
3) Have no room mates or live in companions
(Source: thetruthbeforethelies)